Tag: horror

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Originally published January 6th 2026 

Mar 29, 2026
Happy Friday the 13th! Give Some Love To These Underappreciated Sequels As We Dive Into the “Worst” of the Franchise

Happy Friday the 13th! Give Some Love To These Underappreciated Sequels As We Dive Into the “Worst” of the Franchise

As a horror series, Friday the 13th stands out with its iconic imagery. Those too young to see horror or too freaked out to jump into the genre already know who Jason Voorhees is and can link his trusty hockey mask to his image, fueling early word-of-mouth urban legends about the killer — whether based on his dark deeds on film or completely made-up. For the only Friday that falls on the 13th day of the month this year, fans may think it has to count for the best of what the franchise has to off...


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Mar 13, 2026
‘Hell Hole’ Review – This Monster Movie Needs To Dig Deeper

‘Hell Hole’ Review – This Monster Movie Needs To Dig Deeper

The Adams family films have been on the up and up lately, catching the eye of horror enthusiasts ever since The Deeper You Dig in 2019. Their tendencies for lingering, dread-infused horrors present in their recent filmography grew in Hellbender to play with something more overt and in your face. That is to say, a good bit more daring. The Adams family have pushed their efforts here towards daring in a greater capacity. The family’s latest film Hell Hole stars John Adams and Toby Poser, who also ...


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Mar 10, 2026
‘Frankie Freako’ Review – Throwback Creature Feature Is Pretty Good Pizza

‘Frankie Freako’ Review – Throwback Creature Feature Is Pretty Good Pizza

Writer/director Steven Kostanski is doubling down on more of the humor that made Psycho Goreman an outlier for horror comedies within the past few years. This time around it comes in a pint-sized form (give or take a few ounces). Frankie Freako is, largely, a puppet-centric original creature feature that lifts from various Gremlins-adjacent cinematic riffs like a spoiled grade-schooler would when trick-or-treating, regardless of a babysitter’s presence. You could say that Frankie Freako meets ex...


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Mar 10, 2026
‘Silent Night, Deadly Night’, ‘Halloween’ & The Season of Giving And Taking

‘Silent Night, Deadly Night’, ‘Halloween’ & The Season of Giving And Taking

There’s a chill in the air. Frost is accumulating in the sky and on car windshields; people’s faces are leaking fluids while they try politely hiding their illnesses; dealerships are dusting off their house brand market-devised strategically named year-end sales events. In other words, the holidays are here. But the only holiday we know will get the spotlight is Christmas. I’m not here to tell you why, you probably already have a good idea. There’s an embarrassment of riches when it comes to any...


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Mar 10, 2026
“Pop” Culture Horror — The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

“Pop” Culture Horror — The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

A feature-length, fully animated Looney Tunes movie seems like something we would have gotten a lot more of in this world. But this is the first and only original film in the history of the studio. Though there is a certain apprehension towards how different Looney Tunes feels nowadays, seeing Porky Pig and Daffy Duck’s buddy slapstick adventure unfold returns us to what has made the Warner Bros. animation powerhouse so special. Director Peter Browngardt guides his beloved odd couple duo into ne...


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Mar 10, 2026

Final Destination Bloodlines is Boring

I'm a horror and gore fan. This film was boring. There was no suspense. No fear.

Feb 21, 2026

Dear Santa...

Marta thought I was the one eating the cookies every Christmas. I thought it was her. For five years, neither of us had ever asked the other. Until the day a question from our daughter, Emma, planted a seed of doubt in my mind.

Dec 22, 2025

An American Werewolf in London: A Preventable Tragedy

All of these plot holes, it's like Britain's roads!

Dec 14, 2025

An American Werewolf in London: The Streaming Shuffle Nobody Asked For

Ah yes, tempting a werewolf with raw meat into one cage and to the next, surely that won't go wrong!

Nov 1, 2025

Review: An American Werewolf in London made-for-radio BBC audio adaptation

Spoilers ahead in case you haven't watched the original film! This is a real-time review, so I discuss a lot of the details!

Oct 28, 2023

Bizarro Mash

Around the time of “The Monster Mash,” another icon of horror was getting in on the music game—and John Zacherle had his own take on the graveyard smash.