Not content to eff up Roald Dahl books, it seems Netflix’s approach to C.S. Lewis will be less than faithful too. Do I trust Greta Gerwig enough to still pay to see this? It was one of my favourite books. (Why does Jadis look like an alien go-go dancer?!)
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Last night we continued our immersion in the FFCU with the fifth movie, the appropriately named Fast Five. This one jumped genres again, with this one a classic Ocean’s Eleven style heist. It’s got a “putting the team back together” montage (including several fan favourites from the first four movies); loads of competency porn; stunning action sequences […]
The Joy of Bad Movies.
Living the rest of your life in a natural paradise with your supremely intelligent, cute, and funny alien bestie who knits, loves you, and would die for you
about twenty minutes into Untold: Raygun — Breaking Badly, i posted that the documentary was teetering on the edge between documentary and mockumentary despite being 1000% earnest. this is still the most accurate review i can offer. the movie is…
Last night we continued our immersion into the FFCU with the fourth movie: Fast & Furious. Not only is it confusingly named, it also jumps back in time to before Tokyo Drift, the third movie! (The overall timeline continuity took us like a third of the movie to work out.) And finally we get some returning characters […]
You would think that a movie featuring Alicia Vikander, Eva Green, Charlotte "freakin' Reverend Mother Mohiam" Rampling, Charles Dance, and the cinematographer for Alex Garland would be a joy to behold but apparently Euphoria (2017) sucked. 🤷♀️
5/5 Stars Just watched the 6th Sense for the first time. Yea I know, shocking. Such a good movie! What a twist at the end. Haley Joel Osment is such a great actor and of course Bruce Willis is amazing. I’m not usually into suspenseful movies. But this one was excellent. It makes me want
Okay, somehow we managed to watch three movies from the Fast & Furious Cinematic Universe in less than a week. 😬 Last night was The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. I knew that it wasn’t going to have any characters in common with the first two, but I was still surprised by the opening. “Is […]
in 2009, (500) Days of Summer felt precision-engineered for being 20. revisiting it now means seeing both the movie and the person who first loved it.
The final act for the original cast!
Tim Curry’s “Toxic Love” from FernGully remains an absurdly committed lesson in how destruction sells itself as appetite.
Me: Are we doing 2 Fast 2 Furious tonight? Rodd: Maybe it’s 2 soon?? We went straight into the second film in our Fast & Furious binge last night. We knew going in that Vin Diesel wasn’t in this one and that the only character that carries over is Paul Walker’s. And while I was […]
In happier news, last night I realised that Netflix AU has most of the Fast and Furious movies. I’ve never seen any of them, so I convinced the Snook that we need to watch them all. We watched the original The Fast and the Furious last night, and we both found it really entertaining! We had both […]
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The most "Fun-Bad" film I've seen in a minute.
Iron Lung, as I (don't) understand it
I started watching Netflix’s new “adaptation” of My Brilliant Career tonight, and sadly I only lasted like ten minutes. It’s not for me. Once I realised I was just muttering “This is some BULLSHIT!” over and over, I gave up. Look, it’s not my favourite book in the world, and I’m generally okay with modern takes […]
A few weeks back I read a proposal for a type of “Couch-to-5K” but for reading books, for those of us whose attention spans have been wrecked by devices. (I’d link to it but it’s on Substack, and Substack sucks.) In addition to regular short reading sessions, the author suggested a challenge for the first […]
But wait, didn't he die??
Watched Spider-Man: Brand New Day, 2026 - ★★★★
Filmmaker Lynn Novick sifted through thousands of historical images to create her upcoming documentary series on the American justice system.
A analysis of The New York Times podcast, The Interview, with actress and director Kristen Stewart. Hosted by David Marchese. This item is featured in the The Cyber Harvest 0.01 series I started in my take of personal curriculum and media gardens. Check out my site for more on this.
The Cyber Harvest series is something I started as part of my take on personal curriculum and media gardens. It's a project born from my own approach to building a personal learning ecosystem, a mix of self‑directed study, aesthetic cultivation, and media organization.
I've already written about using my sick leave to catch up with Doctor Who, Red Dwarf and the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but I watched other things too. Here are some of them. The Princess Bride It may be, ahem, 'inconceivable' that I'd never watched this before, but I did indeed watch The Princess Bride in...
How Italian Neorealism Happened with No Studios, No Actors, No Plot
Movies watched in my first 20 years The Longest Day (1963) ⭐️⭐️ Love Story (1970) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
I was expecting a few snarky takes of getting too old to do this sort of shit. Instead, we've been treated to appreciation and thanks to a cast of madmen and idiots who have taught us a great deal about ourselves.
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I don't remember the exact day the tape slid into our VCR, but I know the precise moment my brother Matthew and I realized it was perfect. For a lot of critics in August of 1986, The Transformers: The Movie was a jarring shock to the system. They complained about the lack of setup. They wanted exposition; they wanted an explanation. But Matthew and I? We didn't need any of that. We loved that it dropped us headfirst into the smoke and gears of a brewing cosmic war without holding our hands. With...
Seeing as how I have had a lot of time on my own recently whilst recovering, I decided to sign up for Letterboxd. It's a site where you can log which films you have watched and when, review them, and see what your friends have watched and reviewed. Letterboxd has been around for some time,...
The Last Winter (2006) / La bête (2023) / La chimera (2023)
Watched this with Max as he wanted to catch another movie. Last year we had seen [Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom](https://xavierroy.com/indiana-jones-and-the-temple-of-doom/) exactly a year back.