Tag: satire

20 posts

Joint Guidance on Vulnerability Naming and Disclosure

Every named CVE now ships with a single-page site at .vuln.


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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io
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Jun 12, 2026

The Infosec Phrasebook

a/s/l/threat model?


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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io
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Jun 1, 2026

RFC: Artificial Contributors to Open Source

Intended status: Best Current Practice.


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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io
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May 21, 2026

Madame Semver Will See You Now

The cards do not lie.


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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io
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May 10, 2026

Announcing the 2026 Open Source Fantasy Draft

Twelve teams, snake draft, standard scoring, no salary cap


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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io
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Apr 30, 2026

The Apartment Complex: Agent Governance for Tenants and Landlords

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Apr 28, 2026

The Top 10 Biggest Conspiracies in Open Source

I'm not connecting these dots. I'm just pointing out that the dots are there.


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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io
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Mar 25, 2026

How to Attract AI Bots to Your Open Source Project

A practical guide to getting the engagement your project deserves.


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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io
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Mar 21, 2026

Guided Meditation for Developers

A practice for finding peace in your dependency tree.


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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io
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Mar 15, 2026

Announcing New Working Groups

The Open Source Foundations Consortium announces seven new working groups.


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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io
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Mar 7, 2026

npm Data Subject Access Request

A response to a GDPR data subject access request.


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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io
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Feb 28, 2026

ActivityPub

The federated protocol for announcing pub activities, first standardised in 1714 and still in use across 46,000 active instances.


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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io
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Feb 19, 2026

CHANGELOG.md

All notable changes to the math module will be documented in this file.


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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io
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Feb 15, 2026

Sandwich Bill of Materials

SBOM 1.0: A specification for sandwich supply chain transparency.


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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io
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Feb 7, 2026

Incident Report: CVE-2024-YIKES

A series of unfortunate events.


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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io
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Feb 2, 2026

Introducing Package Chaos Monkey

Resilience engineering for your software supply chain.


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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io
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Jan 26, 2026

The Lesser Evil of Compliance: Enterprise SBOM Strategy for CRA Readiness

You are not paid to find good options. You are paid to choose.


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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io
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Jan 20, 2026

16 Best Practices for Reducing Dependabot Noise

A practical guide to ignoring security updates responsibly


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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io
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Jan 10, 2026

The Nine Levels of JavaScript Dependency Hell

Come, I will show you what I have seen.


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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io
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Jan 5, 2026

PromptVer

A semver-compatible versioning scheme for the age of LLMs.


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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io
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Dec 1, 2025