Tag: satire

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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io

Interview with a Maintainer

Episode 214 of Green Squares.

Jul 24, 2026
Satire: Denkt denn niemand an das Kind? Es hat jetzt Jens Spahn zum Vater!
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Dirk Bachhausen
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Satire: Denkt denn niemand an das Kind? Es hat jetzt Jens Spahn zum Vater!

Berlin diskutiert über Doppelmoral. Das ist ausgesprochen höflich. Doppelmoral setzt schließlich voraus, dass irgendwo zwei Moralen vorhanden sind. Im Fall Jens Spahn gestaltet sich bereits die Suche nach der ersten traditionell schwierig. Was hier sichtbar wird, ist weniger Doppelmoral als ein politischer Einwegmaßstab: einmal auf dem Parteitag feierlich hochhalten, danach am Flughafen entsorgen. Doch während...

Jul 17, 2026
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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io

Package Management as Org Chart

Conway's Law applied to dependency management designs.

Jul 10, 2026
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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io

Incident Report: CVE-2026-LGTM

A series of unfortunate agents.

Jun 26, 2026
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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io

Joint Guidance on Vulnerability Naming and Disclosure

Every named CVE now ships with a single-page site at .vuln.

Jun 12, 2026
Good Luck, Have Fun, Don‘t Die
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Couchblog
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Good Luck, Have Fun, Don‘t Die

Tja, wow! Wer schon immer wissen wollte, wie sich die Welt wirklich weiterentwickeln wird, wenn wir den Weg, den wir eingeschlagen haben, weitergehen, der ist in der Science-Fiction-Action-Komödie „Good Luck, Have Fun, Don‘t Die“ bestens aufgehoben. Regisseur Gore Verbinski hat ein über zweistündiges „Look Up“ zum Thema Künstliche Intelligenz geschaffen und ich habe das von...

Jun 6, 2026
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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io

The Infosec Phrasebook

a/s/l/threat model?

Jun 1, 2026
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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io

RFC: Artificial Contributors to Open Source

Intended status: Best Current Practice.

May 21, 2026
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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io

Madame Semver Will See You Now

The cards do not lie.

May 10, 2026
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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io

Announcing the 2026 Open Source Fantasy Draft

Twelve teams, snake draft, standard scoring, no salary cap

Apr 30, 2026

The Apartment Complex: Agent Governance for Tenants and Landlords

Every agent governance proposal is a theory about who owns the building.

Apr 28, 2026
The Fool's Autopsy
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brennan.day
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The Fool's Autopsy

A review of the prank I pulled yesterday, in addition to serious discourse about being silly, including thoughts on the role and importance of satire and literacy. I also share a detailed technical breakdown of the scripts that I added to the prank as well.

Apr 2, 2026
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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io

The Top 10 Biggest Conspiracies in Open Source

I'm not connecting these dots. I'm just pointing out that the dots are there.

Mar 25, 2026
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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io

How to Attract AI Bots to Your Open Source Project

A practical guide to getting the engagement your project deserves.

Mar 21, 2026
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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io

Guided Meditation for Developers

A practice for finding peace in your dependency tree.

Mar 15, 2026
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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io

Announcing New Working Groups

The Open Source Foundations Consortium announces seven new working groups.

Mar 7, 2026
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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io

npm Data Subject Access Request

A response to a GDPR data subject access request.

Feb 28, 2026
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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io

ActivityPub

The federated protocol for announcing pub activities, first standardised in 1714 and still in use across 46,000 active instances.

Feb 19, 2026
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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io

CHANGELOG.md

All notable changes to the math module will be documented in this file.

Feb 15, 2026
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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io

Sandwich Bill of Materials

SBOM 1.0: A specification for sandwich supply chain transparency.

Feb 7, 2026
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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io

Incident Report: CVE-2024-YIKES

A series of unfortunate events.

Feb 2, 2026
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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io

Introducing Package Chaos Monkey

Resilience engineering for your software supply chain.

Jan 26, 2026
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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io

The Lesser Evil of Compliance: Enterprise SBOM Strategy for CRA Readiness

You are not paid to find good options. You are paid to choose.

Jan 20, 2026
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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io

16 Best Practices for Reducing Dependabot Noise

A practical guide to ignoring security updates responsibly

Jan 10, 2026
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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io

The Nine Levels of JavaScript Dependency Hell

Come, I will show you what I have seen.

Jan 5, 2026
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Andrew Nesbitt
nesbitt.io

PromptVer

A semver-compatible versioning scheme for the age of LLMs.

Dec 1, 2025